DJ Jazzy Jeff
The Bullets section: (Philly Special)
There is a new mayor in Philly he’s a sorcerer and his laws are really strict. He sees you walking down the street and he don’t like it, he’s gonna charge you and the penalty is either you fight Joe Frazier in his prime for ten minutes or drink a bucket of donkey urine. Which would you choose?
You said a bucket man I’m gonna have to just run from Joe Frazier.
Best subs Broad Street or Market Place?
Broad street
Which would you rather do camp out in a sleeping bag in south Philly or get locked up in a small room with Bernard Hopkins for eight minutes and give him insults.
I’m sleeping in the bag in South Philly.
Who’s most likely to scare the shit out of you an ex-marine or Beanie Siegel?
Probably an ex-marine because I don’t think Beanie can do too much shit anymore.
Best place for tattoos South Street or Chinatown
South Street
I’m 27 and I just finished school this year and I need a baby mama who would make a better baby mama for me Eve or Jill Scott?
Jill
Favorite Tennis Top Tens or Jack Pascell?
Top Tens
I’m on 11th and Olney and somebody threatens to take my umbrella because they think it looks better with their outfit and they threaten to jack me up. Who do I call for back up Musiq or Bilal?
Bilal
I’m somewhere on Chestnut sitting on the curb washing my shoelaces with bleach and baby milk and all of a sudden I feel somebody beat me in the back of my neck with a fishing rod. I pass out and when I wake up the police said their were only two people around Wendy Williams and Allen Iverson. Who beat me?
Wendy Williams
Who would win in a brawl between the O’Jays and Harold Melvin and The Blue Notes?
The O’Jays, they’re backstabbers
Final question. The government wants to send you on a spy mission and you have a choice of two disguises a high top gumby or a lime green Michael Jackson thriller jacket, which would you wear?
The high top gumby because I could put a hat on.
